you cool

trust:

 

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

mcdolands:

*looks at own dick* amazing

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quagmath:

Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore

levels of love

1. ily
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

cumfort:

its not you its your url

idk-what-else-to-put-here:

johnny depp is me